Me: "Probably a raccoon"
Mr. Know It All : "They're too small for a raccoon. It's a coyote"
Me: "Coyote... right. Actually it's more likely a Chupacabra"
No 1: "Aren't those in Mexico?"
Me: "It's a Northern Chupacabra..."
Later...
No 2: "What does Choobacaba look like?"
Me : " uhhhhh..... ummmm.... Oh... looks like this... "
Yeah. That's the ticket.
